I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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