Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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