I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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