Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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