the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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