the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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