Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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