Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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