Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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