I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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