i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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