Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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