I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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