I think I am morally bankrupt
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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