I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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