i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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