I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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