You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
