No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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