haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You've changed since you got that strap on
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Randomize
