Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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