Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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