It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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