WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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