ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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