It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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