My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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