Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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