suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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