I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
there's paper in my vomit.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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