you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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