CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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