I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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