Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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