Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
it's like iHOP with fire
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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