Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm drive I can fine osifer
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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