she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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