im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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