they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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