My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She bit a glass in half.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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