with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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