Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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