You were right. It hurts to walk today.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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