Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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