he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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