The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
