Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
