I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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