Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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