Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Also, beer. Big fan.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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