They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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